Dy-No-Mite!

Boudreaux took Marie home with him and took off his shirt.

Marie said, 'Boudreaux dat's some chest you have dare.' Boudreaux
says, 'Marie, dat's a hundred seventy pounds of dynamite.'

Next he took off his pants. Marie says, 'Boudreaux dat's nice
calves you have dare.' Boudreaux says,'Marie dat's a hundred seventy pounds of
dynamite.'

Boudreaux quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants and
Marie screamed and ran out the door.

Boudreaux put his clothes back on and ran after her.

Catching her, Boudreaux said 'Marie, Why you ran out like dat?'
Marie said, 'With all dat dynamite around, I taught it was going to
explode when I saw how short da fuse was.