3 Shorties

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid,and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in over a month. I really hate to interrupt her.

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During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placed a winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortune for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he does."

"I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"