Finding His Balls

Jerry loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Jerry bring along her uncle Fred.

Jerry said, "But Fred is 80 years old and half senile!"

His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible."

Jerry finally agreed and took Fred along. He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly. He asked Fred, "Do you see it?"

Fred nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!"

Jerry excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!"

"Hmmm. I forget."