Natural Male Enhancement

One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Johnny, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Johnny is. He can't help himself, and asks Johnny what his secret is.

"Well," says Johnny, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my member on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his manhood and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Johnny? Is that you?"

Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology

Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
NEW: Different colors from previous version.

ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.

UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.

ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn't understand it.

NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.

BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try.

DESIGN SIMPLICITY: Developed on a shoe-string budget.

UPGRADED: Did not work the first time.

UPGRADED AND IMPROVED: Did not work the second time.

Destroying Evidence

The State of Florida had a problem. The drug busts over the years had filled their storage areas with Marijuana. It was decided the only option was to burn all of the Marijuana on hand. The eventful day a huge mound of Marijuana was torched. The fire raged and the smoke of the weed raised in a large cloud.

At this time a flock of Tern's flew through this cloud.

A group of forest rangers, acting as environmental watch dogs, were sent out to assure the well-being of the Terns. They followed this flock until they finally landed. The rangers sneaking upon the terns were able to observe and issue a report that read: Not a Tern was left unstoned.