Here Comes the Groom

New Scam Alert

Please forward this warning to everyone you know.

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men
who are apparently past the age of giving a running pursuit.

What happens is that when the intended victim stops
for a red light, a completely nude and good looking,
nicely tanned, unbelievably well-enhanced young woman
comes up. With boobs bouncing, and body stretched to
its full potential, she pretends to wash your
windshield. While she is doing this, another person
opens the back door of your car, taking anything you
have in the car.

They are very good at this.

They got me two times Friday and five times Saturday -
I couldn't find them on Sunday

Must be Psychic

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this
proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she
was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly!"